Thursday, April 07, 2005

Poodle Grooming

I apologize for spending about $230 every 6 or so weeks to get my 2 standard poodles groomed. And for sleeping with both of them. And for shelling out about 4 grand a couple years ago to switch to a king-size bed, since the two poodle-horses were just too big for wife and me in the queen size bed.

4 comments:

Vache Folle said...

I apologize for thinking that you were gay when you admitted to having poodles and then changing my view when I realized that they were "standard" poodles. I also apologize for my initial interpretation of the phrase "sleeping with them", especially since I sleep with a 95 lb pit bull while my wife has her own room now.

Pete said...

Poodles are really the worst dogs ever.

born to run said...

I apologize for wanting to make a joke about Paris Hilton.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry some jerk decides that you're gay regardless or what dogs you sleep with. To his wife I can only say Bow Wow.