I apologize for all of the offenses and outrages I have undoubtedly committed over the last year. My views are too divisive, too subversive and just too darn foreign to be accepted by any but the most radical (or enlightened depending upon one's perspective). Therefore I humbly apologize to all mainstream and mundane thinkers and ideologues for my thoughts and actions. Expect no further apologies for offenses to be committed in FY 07 until next September.
Regards,
El Cid
