Thursday, March 17, 2005

Hail Satan Apology

I would like to apologize for marrying a Satanist.

(That's Satanist, not Statist! I do have some standards.)

I hope you believe me when I insist that I knew nothing of this when we signed the pre-nup.

3 comments:

  1. Satanism, of course, has nothing to do with Satan or worship of Satan.

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  2. That would be correct, Stephan. I should know, since Satanism ended up being #2 on the quiz results for me behind only agnosticism, and I don't worship anybody.

    That quiz didn't include pantheism though, which is probably the closest to what my beliefs are, although agnosticism works too.

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  3. Anonymous6:53 PM

    it also very rarely has anything to do with BSD.

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